When life gives her lemons
she sighs at the heavens
and says "why is life so unfair?"
But she straightens her dress
and she cleans up her mess
and hops on the bus, pays the fare.
And if you were looking,
she smiles and asks,
"fling me that pair of scissors right there?"
And if you comply,
you can just wave goodbye
to that beautiful long set of hair.